One day...

Suzanne Collins: Would you like to write a book with me?
JK Rowling: Of course, why not?
Then...
Beginning of the book: Some characters die.
Middle of the book: Many characters die.
End of the book: All the characters died.
Then...
Steven Moffat: I would like to make a mini series based on your book.

(Source: everyonelovescolin)

From Vulture: The Best Picture Nominees, As Infographics

(Source: thatwasnotveryravenofyou)

rosalarian:

phemiec:

Interview with the Vampire Chapter 1 in a nutshell. So far Louis is a mopey bastard, Equius The interviewer sweats too much, and Lestat is just SO PRETTY you guys.

One time Lestat punched me in the face. It was awesome.

Bahahahaha!

Matthew on Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions' retranslation

"Wouldst thou reject mine advances shouldst I perchance endeavour to bed thee, Ramza?"
"Nay, do with mine body as thou wouldst!"
As opposed to the original translation of "Hey Ramza, wanna do it?", "Yep, stick it in."

sapphylicious:

girlsbydaylight:

dreamsofthings:

“At least I’m not Subaru” really does make everything better.

Overslept? At least you’re not Subaru!

Failed your exams? At least you’re not Subaru!

Feel guilty because one of your closest friends loses his eye protecting you? Find out the day you go to confess your love to him that the he’s an assassin and the sworn enemy of your family? And then he breaks your arm and says he doesn’t give a shit about you? And then kills your twin sister? And disappears for years? And when he reappears he’s eating ice-cream and destroying Tokyo with some other guy, to whom you lose one of your eyes? And then your dead sister’s magic forces you to kill him, even though you want to be killed by him yourself? And then the dude he was eating ice-cream with brings you his remaining eye, and you get a transplant, only now you can’t kill yourself because you’re keeping alive the last part of him? And he planned the whole thing?

At least you’re not— oh. Never mind.

Am I a terrible person for laughing really hard at this?  I am, aren’t I?

All these years, and Subaru still has the suckiest life to ever be imagined into existence.

(Source: theclampconfessions)

loldemort:

Orlando breaks his rib

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[WRITE THOUGHTFUL CHARACTER STUDY COMPLETELY FAITHFUL TO CANON MATERIAL (Fanfic Flamingo) NEXT FIC? HOOKER!AU]

(Source: txtsfromsternbild)